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To help you avoid embarrassing yourself further by giving a horrible inappropriate gift, here's a time tested flowchart to help you get back into good graces (before we move on...Step 1: I have no idea what a flowchart is and...sniff sniff.....I'm sorry if I caused any confusion). Let's not use the word "flowchart" and break it down by the degree to which you blew it (including a list of common offenses) and the apology gifts that correspond appropriately. You can take this information to the bank; just don't hit on the teller.

Defcon 1 - This is the least severe level to be at, but at the same time you don't want the virus to spread. You'll know you're at this level if there's excessive pouting andor more than a few snide remarks aimed in your direction. Some offenses associated with this level may include neglecting your household duties, forgetting to call and check in, persistent nagging, or a minor loss of one's temper. If you're at this point, a simple apology will most likely bring things back to an even keel. A very small gift such as a card is also appropriate, but a kind gesture will most likely give you more mileage.

Defcon 2 - This level is a bit more serious. You'll find yourself here if you've been caught flirting http://www.onlinevoetbalbelgie.be/kevin-de-bruyne-truitjes.html , were disrespectful to your partners family, were rude, are habitually nagging, flew off the handle and lose your cool pretty bad, made a comment about your partners weight or looks, spent too much money, or stayed out late with no good explanation. This level is usually characterized by one solid outburst of anger followed by the dreaded "silent treatment." If you're at this stage, you and Lucy got sum splane-in to do. You're probably going to need flowers or candy at the very least. A simple jewelry item also works, just don't go crazy. Another great option is to prepare a homemaderomantic dinner, just don't choose this option if the reason for your argument was the result of a weight comment.

Defcon 3 - Oh boy. Tread lightly my friend, because you're walking on eggshells (or just plain eggs...neither are particularly suitable for walking). If you're at Level 3 http://www.onlinevoetbalbelgie.be/axel-witsel-truitjes.html , you really really dropped the ball, and then maybe you tried to make out with it or something, who knows what you're up to. You'll recognize if you're at Level 3 when you see your partner transform into a creature from Gremlins 2 when within close proximity of you, and at the same time you're sleeping on the couch every night. This stage normally arises after you've done something like got caught contacting your ex boyfriendgirlfriend, have had your previous Myspace page discovered, got bagged for taking off your wedding ring in public for nefarious purposes, forgot a birthday or anniversary, or lost a large chunk of change to "Jimmie Sweatpants" the local gambling bookie. For situations like this, you're going to have to step it up on the gift giving side. Expensive jewelry is always a disaster saving staple, and I suggest you make use of it. Other options include sending a nice gift to your partner's office, making a public display of commitment or apology http://www.onlinevoetbalbelgie.be/jan-vertonghen-truitjes.html , planning a romantic trip, or getting a tattoo of your partner's name. Keep in mind the tattoo isn't for everyone and could spark more controversy, just make sure your partner doesn't mind them and that you spell their name right.

Defcon 4 - At this point your belongings are most likely covered in some sort of foreign substance (possibly alien) and can be seen strewn across the lawn. Defcon 4 is reserved for completely inexcusable behavior such as having an affair, living a double life, secretly using a dating service, skipping town, or hiding the fact that you have children from a previous relationship. Your only options at this point are to offer to go to marriage锘? You've spent .
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